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TWO HEARTS BEATING 　

Nurse:How do you feel after your operation? 　 小荷作文网 www.zww.cn

Patient:Quite alright,only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. 　 小 荷 作文网 www.zww.cn

Nurse:No wonder.The doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now. 　

两颗心脏在跳动 　

护士:手术后你感觉怎么样? 　

病人:很好,只是我感觉到在我体内有两颗心在跳动. 　

护士:怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处找他的手表. 　

  　

SO FORTUNATE 　

Tommy:I sure am glad I was not born in Russia. 　

Timmy:Why? 　

Tommy:I don't know how to speak Russian. 　

如此幸运 　

汤米:我真高兴自己不是出生在俄罗斯. 　

基米:为什么呀? 　

汤米:因为我不会说俄语啊. 　

  　

NO MONEY 　

Student:You look upset. What's the matter? 　

Roommate:I wrote home fur some monry fur a study lamp 　

Student:And? 　

Roommate:They sent a lamp! 　

缺钱 　

学生:你愁眉苦脸的,怎么啦? 　

室友:我给家里写信,要钱买台学习灯. 　

学生:然后呢? 　

室友:他们寄来一台灯! 　

  　

SAVING MATCHES 　

Ton:Dad,why are you smoking one cigarette after another? 　

Dad:Silly boy,don't know I can save some matches in this way? 　

节约火柴 　

汤姆:爸爸,为什么你一根接一根的抽烟? 　

爸爸:傻孩子,你不知道这样能节省一些火柴吗?