标题：搞笑英文短语

凌晨3点写于2006-2-24 12:44:00(点击1189次) [ 后退 ]

> > go and look! 走着瞧
> > good good study,day day up 好好学习，天天向上
> > No Mao ze dong ,no new china, 没有毛泽东，没有新中国
> > go a head! 去个头！
> > PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA 人山人海
> > no three no four 不三不四
> > u ask me,I ask who? 你问我，我问谁？
> > if you old three old four,i will give you color see see 如果你老三老四，我就给你点颜色看看
> > dog day’s 狗日的
> > poor light egg 穷光蛋
> > go to your mother 去你MD
> > full clear ten big cool punishment 满清十大酷刑
> > After I do something! AIDS爱滋病！
> > day day do morning ****! 天天做早操
> > I saw a man saw a saw with a saw 我看到一个男人拿一把斧头在砍一把斧头
> > KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED 杀一警百
> > Give your face,you don’t sport! 给你脸，你不会运用！
> > fat head fish 胖头鱼
> > gold basih washes my hands! 金盆洗手
> > you me you me 彼此彼此
> > **** do system. 操作系统
> > horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
> > Where cool where you stay!! 哪儿凉快哪儿呆着
> > You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！！
> > fish yes 于（鱼）是
> > see you tomorrow 谁又偷猫肉
> > sir, you going down? 先生，你够淫荡
> > know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知
> > we are brother，who and who？咱哥俩谁跟谁啊
> > EYES KEEP HEALTHY *** 眼保健操
> > 横knife夺love。
> > King eight egg 王八蛋
> > let’s go shopping 赖雌勾哨兵
> > 5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱
> > you ask me, i ask who 你问我，我问谁啊
> > look through autumn water! 望穿秋水
> > why?　为什么
> > No why!　不为什么
> > why no why?　为什么不为什么
> > No why no why!　不为什么不为什么
> > you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart! 有话快说，有屁快放！
> > HOW ARE YOU？怎么是你？
> > HOW OLD ARE YOU？怎么老是你？
> > *** DO COMPUTER！操作电脑
> > WATCH SISTER 表妹
> > blue whose and whose 不入虎穴，焉得虎子
> > ice snow clever 冰雪聪明
> > blake new new 黑猩猩
> > Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡
> > Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道
> > "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
> > "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
> > "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
> > The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the More you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother To learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？！
> > No matter three seven tweenty-one. 不管三七二十一
> > TRY TRY SEE 试试看
> > hit fire machine 打火机
> > 一位学生在美国加州目睹了一起交通事故，由于好奇，一直没有离开，警察来了以后问他知不知道事情的经过。 HE said ：one car come one car go two car peng peng one man die
> > 一个小强去看电影，到了电影售票处，发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带比得好半天，就自告奋勇的上前做翻译，售票小姐说：麻烦你告诉她，现在坐票售完了只剩下站票，如果要看要站着看。小强转头就对老外说：No Sit see,Stand see. If see stand see.老外回答说：sorry i don’t understand your english.小强就对售票小姐说：哦，他说他不懂英文。